New things

Walking to class today, I passed a dumpster. Now, this was no ordinary dumpster. Inside it was... a bookcase. A lovely wooden bookcase painted bright blue. The perfect size. Good condition. No spider infestations or indications of it being used for cult rituals. So... I took it. Yep. I reached into the dumpster, pulled out this lovely bookcase and walked off with it. Mind you, it's almost as tall as me. And much wider. So I looked a fool walking down the street with this thing tucked under my arm. But... it was so worth it. Look:
Perfection. The perfect size, the perfect color and the perfect price (free!). So my method of attaining it was a little shady... so what? I figure if someone put it in a dumpster, I kind of have the okay to take it, right? Anyways. I'm quite pleased with my "purchase" for the day.

And here is the sweater I bought on Monday. It's 100% British wool (which is apparently superior to American wool. Don't know how that could be, unless the sheep bleat with a British accent. In that case, yes, British sheep would be far superior), and I'm completely convinced that there are little heaters hidden inside it. I've never been so warm. I haven't taken it off since yesterday. Mmm... wool.And of course, it makes me look like an angry librarian. But that's alright, because I'm a WARM angry librarian.